doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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