We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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