She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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