i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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