Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I checked into jail on foursquare
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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