well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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