why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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