Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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