Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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