I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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