Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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