Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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