That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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