Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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