How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
wow bdsm is so cute
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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