i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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