I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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