Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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