i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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