We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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