Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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