Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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