hell yes lets make some ravioli
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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