My brain says no but my pants say off.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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