No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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