i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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