On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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