gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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