He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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