Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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