whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I had to cum in my sink.
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