i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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