Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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