Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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