he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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