Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom