Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
These 23 People Are Living Shocking Lies
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The 17 Absolute Worst Divorces Imaginable
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.