STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I didn't shave. On purpose
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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