How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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