Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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