i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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