The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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