I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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