I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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