More tranny stories later!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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