i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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