even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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