So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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