My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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