I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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