I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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