How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He better not be in your backpack
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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