Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I have post one night stand depression
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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