do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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