what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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