I accidentally burped into my bong.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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